A word to the wise (actually, to the ones who wish to become wise).
Don't overspend your credit card limit and then forget to pay the bill. It's, like, the epitome of idiocy. When one has a terrible problem with compulsory purchasing, this sad scenario can, and will, repeat itself over and over until your bad dreams about being chased down by a bounty hunter out to get you to pay your bills becomes an adventure in real life. So, the next time you enter a store and consider leaving it with a cart full of "stuff", remember to picture yourself on foot, running with all that is in you, screaming your head off, while your worst nightmare (scary bounty hunter) gains on you relentlessly.
So, to reiterate. Compulsory purchasing = overspent credit card limit + forgetting to pay the bills = really sore muscles.
Ah, the joys of literary anomalies.
Thanks to DJ for this post subject.
Day-old Delaware Chickens
9 years ago
3 comments:
unless a gun was in your basket, then you could shoot the bounty hunter. Of course, that gives rise to another whole set of problems, but that is neither here nor there...
so how did he (dj) inspire this post?
Oddly enough just last night I caught a little bit of an interview of a bounty hunter. He seemed a rather strange man.
ryc- yeah, he isn't singing, but that is ok. The music is great and so's his accent :-D
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