"We cannot let our burdens paralyze our progress." -Barbara Johnson
Feeling down?
"Just remember that behind every dark and stormy cloud... is a ruined hairstyle and worms on the sidewalk." -Source Unknown
The Pit
A man fell into a pit and couldn't get himself out.
A SUBJECTIVE person came along and said:
"I feel for you, down there."
An OBJECTIVE person came along and said:
"It's logical that someone would fall down there."
A PHARISEE said:
"Only bad people fall into a pit."
A MATHEMATICIAN
calculated how he fell into the pit.
A NEWS REPORTER
wanted the exclusive story on his pit.
A FUNDAMENTALIST said:
"You deserve your pit."
An I.R.S. man
asked if he was paying taxes on the pit.
A SELF-PITYING person said:
"You haven't seen anything until you've seen MY PIT!"
A CHARISMATIC said:
"Just confess that you're not in the pit."
An OPTIMIST said:
"Things could be worse."
A PESSIMIST said:
"Things will get worse!"
JESUS, seeing the man, took him by the hand and LIFTED HIM OUT of the pit.
-Source Unknown
Day-old Delaware Chickens
9 years ago
6 comments:
Thanks, Rachel...
And I tried hitting the next button last night and found lots of advertisements --and some really cool blogs...kinda fun actually...something new to do at work when the phones aren't ringing...
I'll probably be tracking yours too (if you don't mind, that is) because you make me laugh. ANd one can always use a good hearty HA! every now and then...and a giggle turned into a snort never hurt anybody either...it only caused lots of embarrassment...
And my ramblings will now cease otherwise your 'adoring fans' will be taken up with only my words.
Beijos,
Lydia =)
I loved the "worms on the sidewalk" part. The pessimist in me is amused with the "wait, it gets worse" in that situation. Miss you, by the way.
you know, 999 has gotten up a new post...
Blah, blah, woof, woof.
If you really want me to post again, maybe you could provide me with a topic.
=)
Here an idea, Do the quotes again, only do what the people would say if they were inside the pit, instead of outside.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
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