Well, people, I tried switching it (see comments in last post), tell me what you think. Or add suggestions if you wish.
Eleven different people fell into eleven different pits and couldn't get themselves out.
A SUBJECTIVE person said to the person walking by:
"I feel for you, up there."
An OBJECTIVE person said:
"It's logical that I would fall down here."
A PHARISEE said:
"I am righteous! I pray every day on the street corners, why was that not enough to keep me out?!?"
calculated all the mathematical possibilities for his escape from the pit.
A NEWS REPORTER
called his editor and announced he'd stumbled into a great lead for a headline.
A FUNDAMENTALIST said:
"I don't deserve my pit!"
An I.R.S. man
made a note to audit the owner of the pit, to see if he had cheated on his taxes.
A SELF-PITYING person said:
"Woe is me! Everyone come see how horrible my life is now! I am a victim!"
confessed he was not in the pit.
An OPTIMIST said:
"Things could be worse," and finished drinking his half full glass of water.
A PESSIMIST said:
"Things have been terrible, now they are horrible, and I'm positive they are only going to get worse from now on!"
JESUS, seeing them, took them by their hands and LIFTED THEM OUT of the pits.
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